What is Finland? Who is Nova? Good questions. We will dive deep into this topic, so get your popcorns, dear Boomers!

Eric P. Pipelaser: Hello, readers! This morning in the Boomer show, we will talk about a country that none of you have probably heard of.  Graham Mulkkerson: Yes, you might remember Finland, when their President whose name I forgot, met our dear President Trump.  Eric P. Piperlaser: Yes. I visited Finland about a year ago and I di...  Graham Mulkkerson: Did you like it there?  Eric P. Piperson: Yes, I did, but people were a little rude. The first night, I went on a walk to the woods and somebody walked past me. I smiled and said hi, but all I got was a creeped out face and no response. This happened later again. People are anti social there.   Graham Mulkkerson: That is not acceptable. *shakes head and takes a sip of coffee*, Well so how did you find out about this youtuber, who we are talking about today?   Eric P. Piperson: I was in the shop and there were loud kids buying energy drinks behind me. They talked about someone named Nova. They went "Nova did this, Nova did that" and later in the barber shop, I heard his diss track play in a park full of kids. In the diss, I swear I heard the word "satan" few times.  Graham Mulkkerson: Really?! That is not appropriate, but you never know about kids these days.   Eric P. Pippelaser: Yes, it is absolutely unappropriate! When we're kids, all we did was playing with dolls and shitting to pants!   Graham Mulkkerson: Wohhohhooo, yes yes, kids these days don't know anything. Lets's give the audience a little call to the past! *3 minute music pause, with "Never Gonna Give You Up"*.

  Graham Mulkkerson: What a masterpiece, yes! Tell us what else you discovered about this strange man?  Eric P. Pippelaser: Yes, so I did more research and found his channel from youtube. There were many video titles with fire burning in the background.   Graham Mulkkerson: Really?   Eric P. Pippelaser: Yes, and one that caught my eye was a title called "Saatanan palvojia metsässä", which translates to "Satanic people in the forest".   Graham Mulkkerson: *shocked noise*    Eric P. Pippelaser: Yes, and I listened to the video and obviously I didn't understand really anything, but one thing caught my attention. The amount of use for the word "Satan".  Graham Mulkkerson: Are you serious?!   Eric P. Pippelaser: Yes, and I also saw a video titled "Man has sex with a car", but didn't click, because I didn't want to see anything disturbing.   Graham Mulkkerson: this man Nova, he has an interesting taste if he likes to have sex with cars, but I quess everyones taste is different.   Eric P. Pippelaser: Yeah, I have foot fetish. Yes, I said it. This man has a car fetish and it's fine, but what is not fine is the fact that he might be satanic. I went into his reddit community and it was literally called "Satanic Teletubbies" and the first thing I saw, was a satanic picture of teletubbbies. I scrolled the page and after seeing what I saw. I am convinced that this man runs a large cult of satanic people.   Graham Mulkkerson: Really?! *shocked and takes a sip from caffee*   Eric P. Pippelaser: Yes, I think it is scary to think. I translated few comments and it talked about them buying a mansion from the forest, where they can sacrifice goats to Satan. Now we will play his diss track to showcase this satanic music. *Diss track plays*   Graham Mulkkerson: *shaking* That gave me a creepy vibe. Maybe it is better if we don't dive any deeper to this rabbit hole. What if we get involved in this.   Eric P. Pippelaser: Yes, that is maybe better. Well that was Nova a Finnish youtuber. Next time we will discuss about the possibility and the existing evidence of Earth being flat, which you viewers have asked for us to do. For now we will go. This was The Boomer Show. Bye dear Boomers! *Both waving and "Never Give You Up" playing in the background*
Written by Ronald Trump