Short Circuit - Midget Porn Meltdown


Short Circuit - Midget Porn Meltdown

Free pornography involving diminutive adult stars caused a fire at a French cloud service yesterday.


A bunch of perverts at a popular porn site caused mayhem for internet users yesterday. Depraved users of a torrent site named Empornium disrupted millions of websites, knocking out government agencies’ portals, banks, shops, news websites and taking out a chunk of the .FR web space, according to internet monitors. All because of their apparently insatiable lust for midget porn.  Earlier today we spoke to a anonymous source from this site of sickos (see pic above) who informed us that an accident occurred during routine maintenance. 
"Unfortunately all the midget stuff was inadvertently set to 'freeleech'. Eagle-eyed pervs noticed this and immediately pounced on all the torrents they had bookmarked. This seems to have cause a server to fatally overheat and burst into flames," our source told us. This person was a Principal Moderator for the controversial site.
The server in question may have been called GIMPY.
French police are asking that anyone with information please contact them. 

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