Ive Always Self identified As An African American Woman
The biggest loser of the 2012, 2016, and 2020 elections perpetually failed candidate Hillary Clinton has outed herself as a Trans African woman at hushed press conference yesterday attended by two reports looking for the men's room." I aint finnin to be hearin no jibber jabber on this yo".Clintin than continued to tell the room " I have always self identified as an African American woman". " I have always been deeply ashamed of my white skin and the extrdonary privilege it afforded me." " On the inside I have always been a sista and I want my peeps in the African American community to know I am one of you". " I have always done my best to help da hommies by increasing welfare and EBT roles and as the first wholly African American President I will stick it to whitey like he ain't never had it before" " Y'all feel me?"" Wit me as President we will usher in a new age of big pimpin and easy livin". "Booya."Clinton than said "I'm out bitches", before picking up a plate of neck bone, collard greens, and pigs feet and struting off the stage in her best Dolimite impression.
Wes Streeting had to say he's more Joe Marler than Jonathan Ross after Number 10 started briefing he was plotting to oust Sir Keir Starmer.
The UK government is expected to take inspiration from Denmark in its latest crackdown on migration.
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The Ministry of Defence (MoD) has not done enough to stop further data breaches, MPs have warned, after the personal details of thousands of Afghans applying to move to the UK were leaked.
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