Hillary Clinton Out As Trans...African American

The biggest loser of the 2012, 2016, and 2020 elections perpetually failed candidate Hillary Clinton has outed herself as a Trans African woman at hushed press conference yesterday attended by two reports looking for the men's room." I aint finnin to be hearin no jibber jabber on this yo".Clintin than continued to tell the room " I have always self identified as an African American woman". " I have always been deeply ashamed of my white skin and the extrdonary privilege it afforded me." " On the inside I have always been a sista and I want my peeps in the African American community to know I am one of you". " I have always done my best to help da hommies by increasing welfare and EBT roles and as the first wholly African American President I will stick it to whitey like he ain't never had it before" " Y'all feel me?"" Wit me as President we will usher in a new age of big pimpin and easy livin". "Booya."Clinton than said "I'm out bitches", before picking up a plate of neck bone, collard greens, and pigs feet and struting off the stage in her best Dolimite impression.