Is it Hardy enough or Hardly Hard enough? Prepare to have your Hat graded.

To the dismay of fans all over the globe, on Screen heart-throb and hardman Tom Hardy has decided to leave the glitz and glamour of Hollywood to start a more humble vocation.Testing the hardness of hats and scoring them out of ten. Whether you own a flat cap, stetson or fedora. Tom will test it by caving your head in as hard as he can whilst you wear the hat. And you pay for the privilege to meet he and his sidekick Bane. Tom spoke to us. "Listen mate, I know this has come as a shock to some... but to be honest, I couldn't give a flying f***, mate. It's my life, innit. If I want to see if a Hat is as hard as a c*** or as soft as a f******* c***, then I f******* well will."
Bane, who was in a rush to buy a metal baseball bat said "Mr Hardy just loves hats."
At the time of writing, self titled "Hardy's  Hats" has yet to be taken up by any TV channels, though there is talk of an indie comedy podcast called Cold Callers Comedy relenting and taking it on. Time will tell if Tom Hardy's new venture will be a success. Will it be Hardy enough... or hardly hard at all?