Melbourne Rugby Fan "Completely Fucked Now".


Melbourne Rugby Fan "Completely Fucked Now".

Melbourne Rebels rugby fan on the run from Wollongong resident Mr Trevor Gunston.

A Melbourne Rebels rugby fan who called rugby footballer Cranky Franky Lomani a "black cunt" is, according to local resident Aunty Doris Gunston, "completely fucked now".
"Yeah, Trevor left Wollongong in the ute 10 minutes ago so he should be in Melbourne in about 28 minutes" continued Aunty Doris. "That racist rugby fucktard is completely rooted now. Wanker might have a coupla hours head-start but Trevor's like a piranha with its nuts on fire when it comes to these things. I'm thinking he'll go with waterboarding, quarry, shallow grave, execution, cock and ball strangulation, belittlement, and massive kick to the goolies. But not necessarily in that order. Righto"

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