Sir Keir Rodney Starmer KCB QC MP makes surprise breakfast pledge
"It's what the plebs want" a jovial Starmer stated after announcing his new flagship policy. "All we need to do is nationalise The Ultimate Breakfast Burger from Burger King and rename them".When asked what the point of all this was, Sir Starmer stated that they'd be given out free at Job Centre Plus and working mens clubs.
Rishi Sunak has admitted the Tories may not win the general election after grim defeats in the local polls.
Transport Secretary Mark Harper has insisted Rishi Sunak and the Conservatives are "up for the fight" of a general election, despite their terrible results in this week's local contests.
Rishi Sunak's internal critics have abandoned their attempt to unseat him because they have run out of time and do not believe Penny Mordaunt would do what is necessary to save the party.
One of the chairs of the left-wing Labour campaign group Momentum has quit her post and the party over Sir Keir Starmer's policy agenda, and his "disgusting response" to the war in Gaza.
SNP leadership hopeful John Swinney has warned rivals against entering the contest, saying it would "delay the ability for the [party] to start its rebuilding".
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