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Supreme Leader Kim_Jong_Ben very pleased with latest ballistic missile test

Supreme Leader Kim_Jong_Ben very pleased with latest ballistic missile test

Supreme Leader Kim_Jong_Ben was apparently very pleased with yesterdays latest test of the superior North Korean weaponry. The weak town of Beograd, lead by Codyblueblue, was the latest town to face the North Korean super weapon.

Yesterday, the glorious Democratic People's Republic of Korea demonstrated their exceptional arsenal with a devastating show of force against the insignificant town of Beograd. Codyblueblue, who happens to have Alzheimer's, left his door open which allowed the precision rockets to fly into his "vault". It is reported that the Glorious leader himself was the mastermind of the latest rocket. The Supreme Leader designed a Quantum computer in 6 minutes in order to calculate the distance, speed and wind velocity required for this amazing feat.
Supreme Leader Kim_Jong_Ben has awarded his Generals who took part in the raid with an extra potato and a thirty minute visit to see their loved ones in the camps.