"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
Australia is set to launch a national gun buyback scheme in response to the Bondi Beach terrorist shootings.
Protesters have stormed the headquarters of two major newspapers in Bangladesh, amid widespread unrest following the death of a political activist.
Democrats have shared more pictures from Jeffrey Epstein's estate, hours before the US Justice Department's deadline to release all the files it has on the paedophile financier.
Vladimir Putin's spymaster has said he had a "rather lengthy telephone conversation" with the new head of MI6, Russian state news agency Tass has reported.
A mysterious object that a controversial scientist claims could be an alien battleship reaches its closest point to Earth on Friday.
Ghislaine Maxwell has filed a petition asking a US federal judge to overturn her sex trafficking conviction and free her from prison, claiming "substantial new evidence".
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