"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
Torrential rain has triggered flash floods and landslides in Sumatra, Indonesia, killing at least 17 people.
At least 36 people have been killed after a fire engulfed several buildings at a high-rise residential complex in Hong Kong, officials have said.
Former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro has started a 27-year prison sentence for leading a coup attempt after losing the 2022 presidential election.
Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro has vowed to defy any US attempt to overthrow his government - telling crowds that "failure is not an option".
Taiwan will prepare itself for combat within the next two years amid "intensifying" threats from China, the nation's president has declared.
In this story, there's no substitute for hard news.
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