"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
Sky's Data and Forensics team has been monitoring shipping through the Strait of Hormuz - a strategically vital waterway for Iran and other oil producers in the Middle East.
Global oil prices have risen sharply after Iran's response to the bid for regime change by the US and Israel disrupted shipping, raising the prospect of a new energy-led surge in inflation.
Vows by Iran to punish the US and Israel for killing its supreme leader and starting a war have yet to translate into decisive military action despite the first American casualties.
A formal declaration of war has not been made but it looks and sounds like war in central Tehran.
What's the plan Mr President? The clamour for an explanation for what comes next is building.
FIFA's president has told Sky News that footballers who cover their mouths in confrontations with rivals should be sent off on the presumption they are being offensive.
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