F.A.G. Abandons New Years Resolution and Resumes Sucking Dicks


F.A.G. Abandons New Years Resolution and Resumes Sucking Dicks

"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.

The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
"That Efrem Zimbalist Jr. just makes my mouth wet! I can't help it anymore than a cow can help mooing." - F.A.G. remarked. "At the end of the day I have to be true to myself and get out there and give it the old gluck-gluck. I feel liberated!", wiping away some stains from the corner of his mouth. "Did I get it?"

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