"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
Arsenal are out of the Champions League after a 2-1 defeat in their semi-final second leg against Paris Saint-Germain.
At least 48 people have been killed in Gaza following a series of Israeli airstrikes, according to local health officials.
Iran has rejected reports that Iranian nationals were allegedly involved in a plot to target the Israeli embassy in London.
Cardinals have failed to reach the required two-thirds majority in their first vote to choose a new pope in the Vatican.
Pakistan's prime minister has pledged to retaliate after India's deadly missile strike, saying the country will "now have to pay the price" for their "blatant mistake".
It's hard not to view the motivating factor behind Vladimir Putin's latest unilateral ceasefire in Ukraine as one of timing.
London 15°C
New York 24°C
Paris 17°C
Tokyo 17°C
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