"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
Italian police have arrested a Ukrainian man suspected of coordinating attacks on the Nord Stream pipelines, Germany's prosecutor general said on Thursday.
A famine has been declared in Gaza City and the surrounding neighbourhoods.
Tourists have been warned not to enter the sea on the Costa Blanca in southern Spain after a poisonous sea creature was spotted.
It all sounded so promising: A NATO-style mutual defence guarantee for Ukraine, provided by the US, and agreed to by Vladimir Putin.
Israel will resume negotiations with Hamas for the release of all hostages captured during the October 7 attack, Benjamin Netanyahu has said - but its military will continue its Gaza City offensive despite international outcry.
London 22°C
New York 28°C
Paris 21°C
Tokyo 29°C
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