"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
American climber Alex Honnold ascended one of the world's tallest buildings on Sunday without a rope or protective equipment.
Novak Djokovic has apologised after almost hitting a ball girl with the ball during his history-making Australian Open third-round match on Saturday.
From the Northern Lights to the aftermath of protests in Iran, here are the images of the week chosen by the Sky News picture editors.
An Australian boy attacked by a shark in Sydney Harbour has died in hospital, his family has announced.
Uganda's opposition leader claims "hundreds of soldiers" raided his home overnight and held his wife at gunpoint, leaving destruction everywhere.
China is no longer the US Pentagon's top priority, shifting its focus to the homeland and Western Hemisphere, an influential new strategy document says.
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