"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
The UK has recorded its hottest day of the year so far – while Europe has also faced extreme heat, and wildfires have raged in Turkey.
England are looking to defend their title at the 2025 Women's Euros.
The Women's Euros begin in Switzerland today - with extreme heat warnings in place.
Donald Trump has said Israel has agreed on terms for a 60-day ceasefire in Gaza, and is urging Hamas to accept the deal before conditions worsen.
The legal team for mixed martial arts fighter Conor McGregor has withdrawn a bid to introduce fresh evidence in his appeal against a decision in a civil case in which a woman accused him of raping her.
Thailand's prime minister has been suspended after a leaked phone call with a senior Cambodian politician caused outrage.
London 24°C
New York 31°C
Paris 26°C
Tokyo 26°C
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