F.A.G. Abandons New Years Resolution and Resumes Sucking Dicks


F.A.G. Abandons New Years Resolution and Resumes Sucking Dicks

"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.

The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
"That Efrem Zimbalist Jr. just makes my mouth wet! I can't help it anymore than a cow can help mooing." - F.A.G. remarked. "At the end of the day I have to be true to myself and get out there and give it the old gluck-gluck. I feel liberated!", wiping away some stains from the corner of his mouth. "Did I get it?"

Drug-smuggling tunnel with rail system and underground crane discovered

Spanish police have discovered a tunnel in ‌the North African exclave of Ceuta, to smuggle tons of hashish from Morocco into Spain.

Tiger Woods releases first statement since car crash

Tiger Woods has said he is "stepping away for a period of time to seek treatment" after being charged with driving under the influence.

US journalist kidnapped - here's what we know so far

A US journalist has been kidnapped in Iraq.

Israel passes controversial death penalty law

Israel has passed a law making the death penalty by hanging the default punishment for West Bank Palestinians convicted of murdering Israelis.

Ban on living on the outer Chagos Islands is overturned

A court has overturned a ban on people living on the outer Chagos Islands.

Tiger Woods had pills in his pocket and bloodshot eyes after crash, report says

Tiger Woods had hydrocodone pills in his pocket and bloodshot eyes at the scene of his car crash last week, a sheriff’s report said.


Main article is FAKE. Create your own fake news.