"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
FIFA has backed away from using dynamic pricing for all 2026 World Cup tickets amid concerns about the cost of attending the tournament in North America.
Mortuary workers were exposed to "dangerously high" levels of toxic substances from preserved bodies repatriated to the UK following the Air India plane crash, a coroner's report has revealed.
A raccoon has gotten as drunk as a skunk.
On the outskirts of Colombo, Sri Lanka's capital, Asiri is trying to dry out his home.
US defence secretary Pete Hegseth has cited the "fog of war" in defence of a follow-up strike earlier this year on a boat alleged to be carrying drugs in the Caribbean Sea.
The Americans were given the full VIP treatment on their visit to Moscow. 
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