"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
Donald Trump has said the quiet stuff out loud.
A couple in their 60s were killed desperately trying to stop one of the gunmen during the Bondi Beach terror attack.
FIFA has announced "more affordable" tickets for all 104 matches at next year's World Cup after an outcry over pricing.
French football champions Paris Saint-Germain have been ordered to pay former player Kylian Mbappe 60 million euros (£52.
The sons of former Pakistani prime minister Imran Khan have said they fear they might never see their father again as he is being "psychologically tortured" in a "death cell".
Eight people have been killed in US military strikes on three boats it has accused of smuggling drugs in the Pacific Ocean.
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