"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
Seamus Culleton exists in two places - his wife's memory and a detention centre in Texas.
There was no reaction but we know Prince William and his team at least heard the shout, even if they didn't hear the full question.
All 55 people on board a passenger plane were safely evacuated after the aircraft overran the runway and ended up in shallow waters during an emergency landing in Somalia.
Norwegian Olympian Sturla Holm Laegreid confessed in a live television interview to cheating on his girlfriend, moments after winning a bronze medal.
An armed gang in southern Italy posed as police and blew up an armoured van in a bid to carry out a raid, in what local media referred to as a scene out of the "wild west".
Ukraine is gathering support from European governments to oppose FIFA's moves to end Russia's ban from international football.
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