"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
A resident of Kashmir has been arrested over a car blast that killed eight people and wounded at least 20 others in New Delhi last week, India's National Investigation Agency has said.
The Pope met with film stars and directors at a special Vatican audience to celebrate cinema.
This week, many of the tech world's glitterati gathered in Lisbon for Web Summit, a sprawling conference showcasing everything from dancing robots to the influencer economy.
Video has shown the devastating impact Storm Claudia has had on Portugal, where "tornado-like" winds battered the country, local media said.
Brazil was "a bit surprised" Britain hasn't contributed to a new investment fund to protect tropical forests, despite having helped to design it, a senior official has told Sky News.
Thousands have taken to the streets of Mexico City to protest against crime and corruption - with 120 people left injured, according to authorities.
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