"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
Doctors treating the casualties of Israeli airstrikes in Lebanon have urged world leaders to take action to stop the daily violation of international humanitarian laws.
A paraplegic gang-rape victim said she will wear her "prettiest dress" and hopes to "finally rest" when she is euthanised today.
Remains found under a church floor in the Netherlands could belong to the famous musketeer d'Artagnan.
The number killed in floods in Kenya has risen to 88, the government has said, as two rivers burst their banks causing more displacement.
A former commander of Iran's Revolutionary Guards has emerged as a possible US contact for talks - as the new Supreme Leader's condition remains uncertain.
The number killed in floods in Kenya has risen to 88, the government has said, as two rivers burst their banks causing more displacement.
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