"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
From the election of a new pope to a singer blasting off into space and a president giving a huge body of water a new name, 2025 has been a year of breaking news and bizarre headlines.
Donald Trump said he was "very angry" to hear reports of an alleged Ukrainian drone strike on one of Vladimir Putin's state residences in Russia.
Two December days in Palm Beach and I have sunburn and whiplash.
The two "close friends" of Anthony Joshua killed in a car crash in Nigeria in which the British boxer was injured have been named by his spokesperson.
China has conducted more military drills around Taiwan in a warning against "external interference".
Six militants and three police officers have been killed during a shoot-out after extremists clashed with authorities in Turkey.
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