"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
Improvised explosive devices thrown during protests outside New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani's home are being investigated as an act of "ISIS-inspired terrorism", police said.
Police in New Zealand have said a rucksack left in a donation area at a charity shop contained cannabis and more than $3,700 (£1,600) in cash.
Five members of the Iranian women's football team have left the team's training camp and successfully sought refuge in Australia, after fears they could "face dire consequences" on their return to the country.
A masked fan unplugged a VAR monitor during ‌a German second division football match.
Mojtaba Khamenei has been confirmed as the new Iranian supreme leader - only the third in its history.
A synagogue in Belgium has been damaged in an explosion in what authorities have said was an "antisemitic" attack.
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