"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
French President Emmanuel Macron has unveiled a new military service plan to boost its armed forces in response to the threat posed by Russia.
If you're still under any illusions about how seriously Ukraine's allies view the wider threat from Russia, the wave of countries bringing back military service should help clarify that.
A woman has been killed by a shark and a man seriously injured at a popular beach in Australia.
At least 65 people have been killed, and police have made several arrests, after a huge fire engulfed a high-rise residential complex in Hong Kong.
Soldiers have appeared on state TV in Guinea-Bissau to say the country's military has seized power, accusing its president of interfering in Sunday's election as he revealed he had been "deposed".
The son of a British couple detained in Iran has said the UK government is not doing enough to secure their release.
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