"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
Lindsey Vonn has suffered a devastating crash in the women's downhill skiing final at the Winter Olympics.
The US president and Israel's prime minister will meet on Wednesday in Washington to discuss negotiations with Iran, according to Benjamin Netanyahu's office.
Italian police have fired tear gas and water cannon at protesters who threw firecrackers, smoke bombs and bottles at them near a Winter Olympics venue.
Neil Young has cancelled his upcoming UK tour and other dates in Europe with rock band The Chrome Hearts.
A drone attack in Sudan has killed 24 people, including eight children, according to a doctors' group.
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