"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
Tens of thousands have fled fresh violence along the Thailand Cambodia border, as both countries vowed to continue fighting.
Lithuania has declared a state of emergency over smuggler balloons from Belarus that have disrupted aviation.
Those lucky enough to have been there at the dawn of Syria's new future will never forget it.
Greek farmers angered by delayed subsidy payments have shut down the international airport on Crete and clashed with riot police.
The Israeli government has been accused of intimidation, harassment and a "blatant disregard" of its obligations by the United Nations after Israeli officials raided a UN building in Jerusalem.
A powerful earthquake struck off northern Japan, injuring 33 people and unleashing a tsunami.
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