"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
The government has denied claims from Argentina's president that the two countries are in talks about lifting an arms export ban that has been in place since the Falklands War.
The US has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, escalating tensions between Washington and Caracas.
Venezuela has accused the US of "piracy" after an oil tanker was seized off the country's coast.
The US has intercepted and seized a sanctioned oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, Donald Trump has said.
The Ministry of Defence have shared a picture of the British soldier who was killed in a "tragic accident" in Ukraine, as Volodymyr Zelenskyy prepares to give Donald Trump a revised plan for peace with Russia.
At least 22 people are dead and more than a dozen injured after a double building collapse in Morocco.
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