"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
A renewed deep-sea search for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 has been unsuccessful.
Lest there be any doubt, the special relationship is pending repair.
Russian athletes competing in the 2026 Paralympic Winter Games under their own flag for the first time since 2014 have won their country's first medals.
Overnight flash floods in Kenya's capital have killed at least 23 people and caused diversions at the country's main airport - the biggest in East Africa.
An Israeli operation to search for clues about a navigator who went missing 40 years ago has left dozens dead, according to Lebanese authorities.
It has been a week of war in the Middle East, sparked by the US and Israel launching strikes on Iran.
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