"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
Syrians are celebrating the first anniversary of the overthrow of Bashar al Assad with military parades - and a fresh promise to rebuild the country.
Heavy rain and flooding, bringing possible "danger to life," have been forecast for parts of Wales and England on Tuesday as Storm Bram hits the UK.
Thailand has launched airstrikes along its border with Cambodia as both sides accused the other of attacking first.
Paramount has launched a $108.
More than 100 people including 63 children were killed in attacks on a kindergarten and hospital in Sudan, according to the World Health Organisation (WHO).
Sir Keir Starmer has met Volodymyr Zelenskyy and the leaders of France and Germany at Downing Street for crisis talks on the future of Ukraine.
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