"I Missed Having Those Balls on My Chin" - F.A.G.
The resident glowie and all around fuckwit caved to his suppressed desires on Thursday after watching old reruns of "The FBI" on TV Land.
A bystander hailed a hero after he tackled and disarmed one of the gunmen in the Bondi Beach shooting is a shop owner.
Police are responding to "shocking and distressing" scenes at Sydney's Bondi Beach after reports of multiple shots being fired.
Donald Trump has said the US "will retaliate" after three Americans were killed in a suspected Islamic State attack in Syria.
Lionel Messi fans have caused chaos in Kolkata after the football legend appeared at a stadium on the first day of his Indian tour.
Fighting along the border between Thailand and Cambodia continues to rage - despite US President Donald Trump claiming to have secured a ceasefire agreement.
Oil exports from Venezuela have fallen significantly since the US seized a tanker this week, according to shipping data and maritime sources.
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