kim jong un has affair with Ivanka and Melania behind big don's back.
the pair simply couldn't resist some asian persuasion while Donald has his impeachment hearing.
Kemi Badenoch has said she does not want to scrap the triple lock "now" but said "lets see mess Labour leaves for us".
What the hell's just happened? 
The government is reportedly set to ban the resale of tickets for live events above their face value.
The government has announced plans to make it almost impossible for new housing developments near train stations to be opposed.
Sir Keir Starmer has insisted he will defy the apparent will of his own voters and lead Labour into the next general election.
The home secretary has admitted the UK's illegal immigrant numbers are "too high" - but said Nigel Farage can "sod off" after he claimed she sounded like a Reform supporter.
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