kim jong un has affair with Ivanka and Melania behind big don's back.
the pair simply couldn't resist some asian persuasion while Donald has his impeachment hearing.
If you want to know why so many Labour MPs are seething over the government's response to the Mandelson saga, look no further than my mobile phone at 9.
Appointing Lord Mandelson as the UK's ambassador to the US was "worth the risk", a minister has told Sky News.
And they're off! Bridget Phillipson was first away in her two-horse race with Lucy Powell in the Labour deputy leadership stakes.
The question being asked everywhere today is "how did it happen"? Because the vibe out of Downing Street this morning seems to be that nobody anywhere did anything wrong, processes were followed, and everything went by the book.
Sir Keir Starmer may end up regretting sacking Lucy Powell.
Kemi Badenoch has accused Sir Keir Starmer of "lying to the whole country" about what he knew regarding Peter Mandelson's correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein.
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