kim jong un has affair with Ivanka and Melania behind big don's back.
the pair simply couldn't resist some asian persuasion while Donald has his impeachment hearing.
Nigel Farage has said he did not racially abuse fellow pupils while at school in a "hurtful or insulting way".
This is going to be a big budget - not to mention a complex budget.
A defiant Rachel Reeves has urged Labour MPs to unite behind this week's budget - but appeared to admit they might not like all of her policies.
Kemi Badenoch has dismissed Rachel Reeves' claim people "mansplain" how to be chancellor to her.
Two members of the House of Lords are set to be suspended over a cash for access scandal following meetings with undercover journalists.
Chancellor Rachel Reeves has promised to "grip the cost of living" in the budget - while also saving millions of pounds by raising taxes.
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