New instagram meme "random chimp event" may actually be happening

Chimpanzee researcher Lizzy Karkaplow did a brain scan on a chimpanzee and noticed unusual developments in the chimpanzee's brain. When compared to a human brain, the resemblance was 10% closer than it should be. "It's something out of a horror movie." Says Lizzy. The supposed internet meme known as 'Random Chimp Event' might be happening, as the chimps seem to be evolving. Researchers are watching chimpanzees closely and are making sure that they don't strike. There is word going around that the U.S Government is going to start construction on 'Chimp Bunkers'. It is reccomended you buy weapons as this may be the end times.