A recent study shows that entering counterpick will make you 80% cooler
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At least 31 people have been killed and 169 injured in a suicide bombing in Pakistan.
A 'storm train' of consecutive winds and rains battering Spain and Portugal has already forced 11,000 people to flee their homes.
Japan is holding a snap election on Sunday, in the first electoral test for the country's first female prime minister, Sanae Takaichi, since she became leader.
For a largely sedate and elegant spectacle, the Winter Olympics opening ceremony still became an outlet for rage in Milan.
A Japanese city has cancelled its famous cherry blossom festival, citing concerns over high tourist numbers.
A British man has died after falling from the sixth-floor balcony of a hotel in Spain.
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