FDA announces huge breakthrough


FDA announces huge breakthrough

A recent study shows that entering counterpick will make you 80% cooler

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British-Palestinian surgeon denied entry to France

A British-Palestinian plastic surgeon who has been operating on injured civilians in Gaza says he has been denied entry to France.

Progress reported in Gaza ceasefire talks

An Israeli official has downplayed the prospects for a full end to the war in Gaza as Egyptian state media reported "noticeable progress" in ceasefire talks.

Man charged over 1966 Illinois murder after DNA breakthrough

A 79-year-old man has been charged with murder of an 18-year-old woman who was stabbed more than 120 times in her suburban Chicago home almost six decades ago.

Bodies found in search for Australian brothers and US man missing in Mexico

Bodies have been found in the search for two Australian brothers and a US tourist who went missing in northern Mexico.

Health warning issued as heatwave grips South and Southeast Asia

Countries in South and Southeast Asia have been coping with a weeks-long heatwave which has seen record temperatures sweep parts of the region.

Crew member missing at sea during round-the-world cruise

A crew member on a 120-day voyage around the world is missing at sea.


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