Harbaugh Fired - Urban Meyer Accepts Job At Michigan

Citing difference in direction with the team, University of Michigan President Mark Schlissel has fired coach Jim Harbaugh following the embarrassing loss to Wisconsin. In a shocking move, it it was announced this evening that former OSU coach Urban Meyer has accepted the coaching position at Michigan. Asked to comment about his new job Meyer responded, I never really cared for OSU. I actually always loved Michigan but was afraid to admit it. Meyer then walked away chanting, Hail to the Victors and Go Blue!